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When it is looked upon as vulgar, it will cease to be popular. |
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When it is looked upon as vulgar, it will cease to be popular. |
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-- Oscar Wilde, "Intentions" |
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-- Oscar Wilde, "Intentions" |
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As many of you know, I am taking a class here at UNC on Personality. |
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Psychological testing in the United States government has come under |
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One of the tests to determine personality in our book was so incredibly |
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fire from several congressional committees, who feel that asking job |
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useful and interesting, I just had to share it. |
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applicants a series of questions to gauge their personalities is an |
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invasion of privacy. The test that has come in for the most criticism is |
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Answer each of the following items "true" or "false" |
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the Minnesota multiphasic personality inventory, a 566 question true or |
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false quiz. As an answer to the MMPI, one of its critics has developed |
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the North Dakota null-hypothesis brain inventory, which the reader is |
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invited to take right now. Answer true or false: |
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1. I salivate at the sight of mittens. |
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1. I salivate at the sight of mittens. |
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2. If I go into the street, I'm apt to be bitten by a horse. |
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2. If I go into the street, I'm apt to be bitten by a horse. |
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18. I don't like it when somebody is rotten. |
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18. I don't like it when somebody is rotten. |
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19. People who break the law are wise guys. |
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19. People who break the law are wise guys. |
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20. I have never gone to pieces over the weekend. |
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20. I have never gone to pieces over the weekend. |
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21. I think beavers work too hard. |
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As many of you know, I am taking a class here at UNC on Personality. |
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22. I use shoe polish to excess |
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One of the tests to determine personality in our book was so incredibly |
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23. God is love. |
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useful and interesting, I just had to share it. |
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24. I like mannish children |
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25. I have always been disturbed by the size of Lincoln's ears. |
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Answer each of the following items "true" or "false" |
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26. I always let people get ahead of me at swimming pools. |
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27. Most of the time I go to sleep without saying good-by. |
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1. I think beavers work too hard. |
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28. I am not afraid of picking up door knobs. |
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2. I use shoe polish to excess. |
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29. I believe I smell as good as most people. |
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3. God is love. |
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30. Frantic screams make me nervous. |
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4. I like mannish children. |
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31. It's hard for me to say the right thing when I find myself in a room |
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5. I have always been disturbed by the sight of Lincoln's ears. |
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6. I always let people get ahead of me at swimming pools. |
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7. Most of the time I go to sleep without saying goodbye. |
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8. I am not afraid of picking up door knobs. |
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9. I believe I smell as good as most people. |
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10. Frantic screams make me nervous. |
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11. It's hard for me to say the right thing when I find myself in a room |
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full of mice. |
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full of mice. |
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12. I would never tell my nickname in a crisis. |
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32. I would never tell my nickname in a crisis. |
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13. A wide necktie is a sign of disease. |
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33. A wide necktie is a sign of disease. |
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14. As a child I was deprived of licorice. |
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34. As a child I was deprived of licorice. |
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15. I would never shake hands with a gardener. |
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35. I would never shake hands with a gardener. |
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16. My eyes are always cold. |
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36. My eyes are always cold. |
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17. Cousins are not to be trusted. |
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18. When I look down from a high spot, I want to spit. |
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Now for the results. If you have answered more questions true than |
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19. I am never startled by a fish. |
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false, you should work for the labor department. |
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20. I have never gone to pieces over the weekend. |
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If you have answered more questions false than true, you should try for |
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the peace corps. |
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If you answered 18 true and 18 false, you should apply for work with the |
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Voice of America. |
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If you refused to answer some of the questions, you might work for the |
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White House. |
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If you held your hand over the questions while you answered them, you |
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should go into the federal bureau of investigation. |
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If you talk about this test to anybody else, then you could never get a |
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security clearance and you'd better stay where you are. |
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-- Art Buchwald, 1965 |
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As me an' me marrer was readin' a tyape, |
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As me an' me marrer was readin' a tyape, |
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The tyape gave a shriek mark an' tried tae escyape; |
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The tyape gave a shriek mark an' tried tae escyape; |