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>--- fortunes	2013-01-02 11:57:54.078475249 -0800
>+++ fortunes-patched	2013-02-22 10:11:08.476211384 -0800
>@@ -10800,11 +10800,14 @@
> When it is looked upon as vulgar, it will cease to be popular.
> 		-- Oscar Wilde, "Intentions"
> %
>-As many of you know, I am taking a class here at UNC on Personality.
>-One of the tests to determine personality in our book was so incredibly
>-useful and interesting, I just had to share it.
>-
>-Answer each of the following items "true" or "false"
>+Psychological testing in the United States government has come under
>+fire from several congressional committees, who feel that asking job
>+applicants a series of questions to gauge their personalities is an
>+invasion of privacy. The test that has come in for the most criticism is
>+the Minnesota multiphasic personality inventory, a 566 question true or
>+false quiz. As an answer to the MMPI, one of its critics has developed
>+the North Dakota null-hypothesis brain inventory, which the reader is
>+invited to take right now. Answer true or false:
> 
>  1. I salivate at the sight of mittens.
>  2. If I go into the street, I'm apt to be bitten by a horse.
>@@ -10826,34 +10829,42 @@
> 18. I don't like it when somebody is rotten.
> 19. People who break the law are wise guys.
> 20. I have never gone to pieces over the weekend.
>-%
>-As many of you know, I am taking a class here at UNC on Personality.
>-One of the tests to determine personality in our book was so incredibly
>-useful and interesting, I just had to share it.
>-
>-Answer each of the following items "true" or "false"
>-
>- 1. I think beavers work too hard.
>- 2. I use shoe polish to excess.
>- 3. God is love.
>- 4. I like mannish children.
>- 5. I have always been disturbed by the sight of Lincoln's ears.
>- 6. I always let people get ahead of me at swimming pools.
>- 7. Most of the time I go to sleep without saying goodbye.
>- 8. I am not afraid of picking up door knobs.
>- 9. I believe I smell as good as most people.
>-10. Frantic screams make me nervous.
>-11. It's hard for me to say the right thing when I find myself in a room
>+21. I think beavers work too hard.
>+22. I use shoe polish to excess
>+23. God is love.
>+24. I like mannish children
>+25. I have always been disturbed by the size of Lincoln's ears.
>+26. I always let people get ahead of me at swimming pools.
>+27. Most of the time I go to sleep without saying good-by.
>+28. I am not afraid of picking up door knobs.
>+29. I believe I smell as good as most people.
>+30. Frantic screams make me nervous.
>+31. It's hard for me to say the right thing when I find myself in a room
>     full of mice.
>-12. I would never tell my nickname in a crisis.
>-13. A wide necktie is a sign of disease.
>-14. As a child I was deprived of licorice.
>-15. I would never shake hands with a gardener.
>-16. My eyes are always cold.
>-17. Cousins are not to be trusted.
>-18. When I look down from a high spot, I want to spit.
>-19. I am never startled by a fish.
>-20. I have never gone to pieces over the weekend.
>+32. I would never tell my nickname in a crisis.
>+33. A wide necktie is a sign of disease.
>+34. As a child I was deprived of licorice.
>+35. I would never shake hands with a gardener.
>+36. My eyes are always cold.
>+
>+Now for the results. If you have answered more questions true than
>+false, you should work for the labor department.
>+
>+If you have answered more questions false than true, you should try for
>+the peace corps.
>+
>+If you answered 18 true and 18 false, you should apply for work with the
>+Voice of America.
>+
>+If you refused to answer some of the questions, you might work for the
>+White House.
>+
>+If you held your hand over the questions while you answered them, you
>+should go into the federal bureau of investigation.
>+
>+If you talk about this test to anybody else, then you could never get a
>+security clearance and you'd better stay where you are.
>+		-- Art Buchwald, 1965
> %
> As me an' me marrer was readin' a tyape,
> The tyape gave a shriek mark an' tried tae escyape;

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