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Ludwig van Beethoven being jeered by 50,000 sports fans for |
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Ludwig van Beethoven being jeered by 50,000 sports fans for |
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finishing second in the Irish jig competition. |
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"Boy, life takes a long time to live |
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Boy, life takes a long time to live |
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-- Sniglets, "Rich Hall & Friends" |
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A bird whose theivish disposition suggested to someone that it |
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might be taught to talk. |
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might be taught to talk. |
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-- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary" |
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-- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary" |
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Man, n.: |
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An animal so lost in rapturous contemplation of what he thinks |
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e is as to overlook what he indubitably ought to be. His hief |
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he is as to overlook what he indubitably ought to be. His chief |
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occupation is extermination of other animals and his own pecies, which, |
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occupation is extermination of other animals and his own species, which, |
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however, multiplies with such insistent apidity as to infest the whole |
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however, multiplies with such insistent rapidity as to infest the whole |
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habitable earth and Canada. |
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habitable earth and Canada. |
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-- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary" |
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