Wirrten und wimmelten in Waben;

	Wirrten und wimmelten in Waben;

Und aller-m"umsige Burggoven

Und aller-m"umsige Burggoven

	Dir mohmen R"ath ausgraben.

	Dir mohmen R"ath ausgraben.

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Eternal nothingness is fine if you happen to be dressed for it.

Eternal nothingness is fine if you happen to be dressed for it.

		-- Woody Allen

		-- Woody Allen

	How neatly spreads his claws,

	How neatly spreads his claws,

And welcomes little fishes in,

And welcomes little fishes in,

	With gently smiling jaws!

	With gently smiling jaws!

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How doth the VAX's C compiler

How doth the VAX's C compiler

Improve its object code.

Improve its object code.

so many different things."

so many different things."

	"The question is," said Humpty Dumpty, "which is to be master--

	"The question is," said Humpty Dumpty, "which is to be master--

that's all."

that's all."

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"I don't like spinach, and I'm glad I don't, because if I liked it I'd

"I don't like spinach, and I'm glad I don't, because if I liked it I'd

eat it, and I just hate it."

eat it, and I just hate it."

might appear to others that what you were or might have been was not

might appear to others that what you were or might have been was not

otherwise than what you had been would have appeared to them to be

otherwise than what you had been would have appeared to them to be

otherwise.'"

otherwise.'"

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I realize that the MX missile is none of our concern.  I realize that

I realize that the MX missile is none of our concern.  I realize that

the whole point of living in a democracy is that we pay professional

the whole point of living in a democracy is that we pay professional

	"Is that all?" asked Alice.

	"Is that all?" asked Alice.

	"That is all." said Humpty Dumpty. "Goodbye."

	"That is all." said Humpty Dumpty. "Goodbye."

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"I shot an arrow into the air, and it stuck."

"I shot an arrow into the air, and it stuck."

		-- Graffito in Los Angeles

		-- Graffito in Los Angeles

	Se gyrent et frillant dans le guave,

	Se gyrent et frillant dans le guave,

Enm^im'es sont les gougebosquex,

Enm^im'es sont les gougebosquex,

	Et le m^omerade horgrave.

	Et le m^omerade horgrave.

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Iles's Law:

Iles's Law:

	There is always an easier way to do it.  When looking directly

	There is always an easier way to do it.  When looking directly

	The pepper when he pleases!

	The pepper when he pleases!

	Wow!  wow!  wow!

	Wow!  wow!  wow!

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Speak roughly to your little VAX,

Speak roughly to your little VAX,

	And boot it when it crashes;

	And boot it when it crashes;

"Would you tell me, please, which way I ought to go from here?"

"Would you tell me, please, which way I ought to go from here?"

"That depends a good deal on where you want to get to," said the Cat

"That depends a good deal on where you want to get to," said the Cat

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"Wouldn't the sentence 'I want to put a hyphen between the words Fish

"Wouldn't the sentence 'I want to put a hyphen between the words Fish

and And and And and Chips in my Fish-And-Chips sign' have been clearer

and And and And and Chips in my Fish-And-Chips sign' have been clearer

	"I feared it might injure the brain;

	"I feared it might injure the brain;

But, now that I'm perfectly sure I have none,

But, now that I'm perfectly sure I have none,

	Why, I do it again and again."

	Why, I do it again and again."

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"You are old," said the youth, "and I'm told by my peers

"You are old," said the youth, "and I'm told by my peers

	That your lectures bore people to death.

	That your lectures bore people to death.

	And argued each case with my wife;

	And argued each case with my wife;

And the muscular strength which it gave to my jaw,

And the muscular strength which it gave to my jaw,

	Has lasted the rest of my life."

	Has lasted the rest of my life."

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"You are old," said the youth, "and your programs don't run,

"You are old," said the youth, "and your programs don't run,

	And there isn't one language you like;

	And there isn't one language you like;

	"I kept all my limbs very supple

	"I kept all my limbs very supple

By the use of this ointment -- one shilling the box --

By the use of this ointment -- one shilling the box --

	Allow me to sell you a couple?"

	Allow me to sell you a couple?"

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"You are old," said the youth, "as I mentioned before,

"You are old," said the youth, "as I mentioned before,

	And make errors few people could bear;

	And make errors few people could bear;

	Said his father.  "Don't give yourself airs!

	Said his father.  "Don't give yourself airs!

Do you think I can listen all day to such stuff?

Do you think I can listen all day to such stuff?

	Be off, or I'll kick you down stairs!"

	Be off, or I'll kick you down stairs!"

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You are only young once, but you can stay immature indefinitely.

You are only young once, but you can stay immature indefinitely.

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"Would you tell me, please, which way I ought to go from here?"

"Would you tell me, please, which way I ought to go from here?"

"That depends a good deal on where you want to get to," said the Cat.

"That depends a good deal on where you want to get to," said the Cat.

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Wouldn't this be a great world if being insecure and desperate were

Wouldn't this be a great world if being insecure and desperate were

a turn-on?

a turn-on?